{"id":2520,"date":"2013-12-31T22:54:26","date_gmt":"2014-01-01T06:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/?p=2520"},"modified":"2014-09-12T15:16:09","modified_gmt":"2014-09-12T23:16:09","slug":"hny-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/holidays\/hny-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"HNY: 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, okay: <em>almost<\/em> there.<\/p>\n<p>Why is everyone so picky?<\/p>\n<p>Last year I was like, emo or something. It&#8217;s amazing. Now I don&#8217;t give a flying fuck about what goes on back there.<\/p>\n<p>I actually have something important to do. Which I<em> am<\/em> doing. Don&#8217;t look at me.<\/p>\n<p>Resolutions, then:<\/p>\n<p>1) Grow in the third dimension or something.<\/p>\n<p>2) Cut my hair again maybe lmao.<\/p>\n<p>3) Do something cool.<\/p>\n<p>4) Draw better.<\/p>\n<p>5) Make frieeeeendsssssssss.<\/p>\n<p>6) No, seriously.<\/p>\n<p>7) Get to level 200 on Candy Crush. At least.<\/p>\n<p>8) Party hard.<\/p>\n<p>9) Write cooler.<\/p>\n<p>10) I mean, better.<\/p>\n<p>11) Selfies skills must improve.<\/p>\n<p>12) Stop nailbiting PFFFT.<\/p>\n<p>13) &lt;smile&gt;<\/p>\n<p>14) Figure <em>something<\/em> out.<\/p>\n<p>Au revoir, mon amis. The night is dark and long, and I wish you all happy new year.<\/p>\n<p>(lol 57 more minutes)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, okay: almost there. Why is everyone so picky? Last year I was like, emo or something. It&#8217;s amazing. Now&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/holidays\/hny-2014\/\">Continue Reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">HNY: 2014<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[72,67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-holidays","excerpt","even","excerpt-0"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2520"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2521,"href":"https:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2520\/revisions\/2521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yinzhuohan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}